The lifestream of Joe Perrin

This Saturday: A real-life game of Where's Waldo in downtown Portland! Only $...

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:02:30 GMT

This Saturday: A real-life game of Where's Waldo in downtown Portland! Only $5! Benefits Portland Schools! www.waldogame.com @WaldoGame

Think health care is expensive now? See what happens if if becomes "free".

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:09:39 GMT

Think health care is expensive now? See what happens if if becomes "free".

Damn Canadians.They already have universal health care & live 3 yrs longer.No...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:42:31 GMT

Damn Canadians.They already have universal health care & live 3 yrs longer.Now they get the hockey gold medal, too?

Pro sports is the only business in which you can be traded to a competitor. S...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:39:48 GMT

Pro sports is the only business in which you can be traded to a competitor. Strange.

Are you following my @pdxalerts project? I post current police & fire incide...

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:05:50 GMT

Are you following my @pdxalerts project? I post current police & fire incidents in the Portland Metro area.

RT @ForestGroveFire: Car vs power pole crash occuring now on nw purdin rd use...

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:38:27 GMT

RT @ForestGroveFire: Car vs power pole crash occuring now on nw purdin rd use caution - units enroute more info to follow -J

RT @blazersblog: Report: Trail Blazers offer Blake, Outlaw to Clippers for Ca...

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 01:56:10 GMT

RT @blazersblog: Report: Trail Blazers offer Blake, Outlaw to Clippers for Camby blog.oregonlive.com/...

Jesse Jackson is a Tyrant. He's holding a rally in Portland to denounce the ...

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 01:29:55 GMT

Jesse Jackson is a Tyrant. He's holding a rally in Portland to denounce the recent police shooting. What a tool.

I thought Extreme Makeover Home Edition couldn't get any worse they add Tyle...

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:24:25 GMT

I thought Extreme Makeover Home Edition couldn't get any worse they add Tyler Perry to the show.

The best thing that Google Buzz has over Facebook is that Buzz doesn’t have F...

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:23:02 GMT

The best thing that Google Buzz has over Facebook is that Buzz doesn’t have Farmville or Mafia Wars notifications! I hate those.

Apparently my wife put pantyhose on our son today. Both he and I are now scar...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:29:02 GMT

Apparently my wife put pantyhose on our son today. Both he and I are now scarred for life.

UPDATE: RT @RedCrossPDX: Volunteers are responding to a 2-unit apartment fire...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:38:03 GMT

UPDATE: RT @RedCrossPDX: Volunteers are responding to a 2-unit apartment fire in the 4500 block of Roethe Road in Milwaukie. -J

Season 2 of MTV's 'Jersey Shore' will be set in Miami, Florida. Doing this m...

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:32:55 GMT

Season 2 of MTV's 'Jersey Shore' will be set in Miami, Florida. Doing this makes as much sense as the show itself. http://alrt.it/c81c0r

The parents of Balloon boy hit with $42,000 bill for the stunt. The tab cov...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:21:31 GMT

The parents of Balloon boy hit with $42,000 bill for the stunt. The tab covers the agencies that were called in to deal with the hoax

Reo's Ribs in Aloha closing December 29th. Now where is Snoop Dogg gunna eat ...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:19:06 GMT

Reo's Ribs in Aloha closing December 29th. Now where is Snoop Dogg gunna eat when he's in town now that his uncles place is shutting down?

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:09:04 GMT

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

In this months Esquire Magazine 50 cent would like to clarify. He says it's 5...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:26:58 GMT

In this months Esquire Magazine 50 cent would like to clarify. He says it's 50 Cent. Not Fiddy... Consider yourself schooled.

Had a pipe freeze and burst water all over the garage this weekend. Oh, the j...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:12:05 GMT

Had a pipe freeze and burst water all over the garage this weekend. Oh, the joys of home ownership.

A new iPhone app to manage your Netflix Queue: www.macworld.com/... Sweet! #fb

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:27:28 GMT

A new iPhone app to manage your Netflix Queue: www.macworld.com/... Sweet! #fb

What's the main difference between Windows and a virus? The virus works... #h...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:20:38 GMT

What's the main difference between Windows and a virus? The virus works... #holidaywindows #fb

Holy wind storm Batman!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:35:49 GMT

Holy wind storm Batman!

Oh how swell, my xbox 360 has joined the ranks of the red ring of death.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:19:39 GMT

Oh how swell, my xbox 360 has joined the ranks of the red ring of death.

Oh hell, as if Farnville isn't lame enough there is now Fishville: mashable....

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:48:09 GMT

Oh hell, as if Farnville isn't lame enough there is now Fishville: mashable.com/... I wish I could block all Facebook applications.

Im sure Modern Warfare is great and all but Im more excited for the new multi...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:43:11 GMT

Im sure Modern Warfare is great and all but Im more excited for the new multi player Mario Brothers that coming out for the Wii on the 15th

It's very possible that I'm the only guy on the face of the earth not playing...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:44:42 GMT

It's very possible that I'm the only guy on the face of the earth not playing Modern Warfare 2 (which was released today) #fb

DC Sniper was executed about 30 minutes ago. Should have happened long before...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:22:31 GMT

DC Sniper was executed about 30 minutes ago. Should have happened long before that. www.cnn.com/... #fb

"Mad Men" is a television masterpiece. One of my all time favorite. #fb

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:13:40 GMT

"Mad Men" is a television masterpiece. One of my all time favorite. #fb

Remember kids The most interesting man in the world says "Stay thirtsy my fri...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:25:11 GMT

Remember kids The most interesting man in the world says "Stay thirtsy my friends..."

I'm (still) looking for a Google Wave invite. Anyone have one they can spare?

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:19:37 GMT

I'm (still) looking for a Google Wave invite. Anyone have one they can spare?

How any player in the NBA ever misses free throws is beyond me. #Blazers #Fail

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:45:00 GMT

How any player in the NBA ever misses free throws is beyond me. #Blazers #Fail

The #NBA refs new uniforms are ugly and they look like star trek costumes. #...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:17:44 GMT

The #NBA refs new uniforms are ugly and they look like star trek costumes. #fail

Luka!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:54:03 GMT

Luka!

I've never been carded until tonight. I was buying cough medicine at Walgreen...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:04:03 GMT

I've never been carded until tonight. I was buying cough medicine at Walgreens. Wow.

Surrogates 2009 R5 LiNE XviD AC3-ViSiON: http://www.mininova.org/tor/3054133 ...

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:33:05 GMT

Surrogates 2009 R5 LiNE XviD AC3-ViSiON: http://www.mininova.org/tor/3054133 #beatcancer #Bounce

Public Enemies BDRip: http://bit.ly/i7e9Q #ruleofrelationships #musicmonday

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:12:55 GMT

Public Enemies BDRip: http://bit.ly/i7e9Q #ruleofrelationships #musicmonday

Thanks @ULookNice2Photo for taking pictures at our wedding. If you are lookin...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:29:44 GMT

Thanks @ULookNice2Photo for taking pictures at our wedding. If you are looking for a photographer I highly recommend him! http://j.mp/bCCMU

Our wedding was AMAZING thanks to everyone who helped make it so special.

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:29:41 GMT

Our wedding was AMAZING thanks to everyone who helped make it so special.

Download ZombieLand @ rsarena.org/... #zombieland X Factor #rsarena

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:27:22 GMT

Download ZombieLand @ rsarena.org/... #zombieland X Factor #rsarena

The Joe Show is LIVE tonight at 7 on Comcast channel 11 and Verizon channel 2...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:47:07 GMT

The Joe Show is LIVE tonight at 7 on Comcast channel 11 and Verizon channel 22. Call in number is 503-98-JOESH

The Nine Most Terrifying Words in the English Language are “I’m From the Gove...

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:54:57 GMT

The Nine Most Terrifying Words in the English Language are “I’m From the Government And I’m Here to Help You” http://su.pr/80GG07